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Discussion in 'Offtopic Lounge' started by yacraps, Dec 31, 2019.
LIVING WILL...........Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
OK, so now, that you've "aired" your dirty laundry, tell us the joke.
Computers. What will they think of next.
You know when I was a kid growing up in the bush we only ever had three forms of communication. Telephone, Telegram and Tellawoman. Needless to say the first two were seldom used.
Hey Night Attack....I'm real sorry about the fires in your country....bad stuff.....777
[email protected]#$king Nightman...
... and if mass distribution is a necessity precede the message with multiple admonitions that the message is "for your eyes only", and disclaimers like, "Now remember: you didn't hear this from me." Even outside the bush, as in the corporate world, it is common knowledge that the grapevine is, hands down, the most efficient method for transmitting information ... especially sensitive information.