A lot of times “ Pretty” shots DON’T work!

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  1. tabletop123, Nov 11, 2019

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    Have fun with those “ Beauties “!!
     
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  2. tabletop123, Nov 11, 2019

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    I will be in Vegas tomorrow through the 18th. If anyone wants to see how Dice Influencing is REALLY done...... PM me.

    I will be at the El Cortez, The Green Valley Ranch, or some other Shit-hole Casino ..... displaying my dazzling, sniper-like skill with the dice. I will be the guy wearing the Money -Green baseball cap ( turned backwards & pointing towards the Cashiers Cage) & betting the table maximum ( $3)!

    If you happen to see me at the tables..... P-L-E-A-S-E don’t scream out my name ( I am still under the radar), because I’ll be doing hit, & runs, robbing every Casino On, & off of the Strip.

    For those that are not lucky enough to witness me in action while in Vegas..... don’t fret, because I have a video being released on Youtube next month. It’s called “ Tossing with the “ Top”!

    On this video, I will be revealing the three “Cant lose” tosses that the Casinos fear. I will also be premiering the “ Two Dice Billy” All Tall Small Dice Set adjustments that will instruct you how to NAIL three out of every five ...All Tall Small feature bets.

    The video will also feature where to purchase the SuperRick special Safari Hat that pulls down completely over your eyes.....allowing you to avoid “ Facial recognition”, thus.... hiding in plain sight!!!!

    I will also be discussing how to mesmerize forum members on the various Craps sites so that YOU TOO can be the talk of the Craps community!!

    The video will also include a special mention of how to avoid Casino Parking fees while sleeping in the back seat of your vehicle.

    Stay tuned for further details.
     
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  3. Liman

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    win some money, but Id mention, the green valley ranch is far from a shithole.
     
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  4. HornHiYo, Nov 11, 2019

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    Good luck Top.
    How is it you put Green Valley Ranch and the El Cortez in the same category?
     
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    There may be a little satire mixed in here ;)

    For whatever reason I never have a good time at Green Valley Ranch even though I've won a little every time I've been there. Don't know what it is but I feel like it was built on an Indian burial site or something similar.
     
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    Really? In THAT case.... I’ll check it out. Gonna see how much $$$$ I can “ lift” from the joint! Gonna show those Vegas boys how to play Craps for a Living. That’s right...... Craps as a SOLE source of income!! Don’t believe me? Just watch, & learn!!!

    Harley ain’t the only person that plays Craps as living. “ Top” IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!
     
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    Well.... that’s what happens when you are a Keyboard” Craps player, instead of a real Crapster that is down, & dirty in the trenches. Gonna see if I can change That image just a bit!!!!

    If I hit a nice bonanza, I’ll have ( G) to post a picture on the forum for me. If I DON’T hit a bonanza, I’ll still post some bullshit, saying that I hit one anyway!!
     
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  8. HornHiYo, Nov 11, 2019

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    LOL!!
    That is a good description of GVR atmosphere whereas the El Cortez has more action but the few times I've been there I always wonder if I'll make it out without getting rolled like a pair of dice.

    Back when GVR had a couple good tables; the kind that make a nice solid crack when dice hit the deck. But then it lost the Pancake House.....

    Hank's Steakhouse and Martini bar is about the only remaining draw...........
     
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    I googled Crapless Craps in Vegas, & it appears that New York New York is the only joint that offers Crapless Craps?

    Are there any others?
     
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  10. HornHiYo, Nov 11, 2019

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    Used to have crapless at Bob Stupids Stratosphere; land of carnival games. I believe he was the creator of crapless craps.

    If you try a vault assault there they will be on you like stink on a skunk!
     
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  11. tabletop123, Nov 11, 2019

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    Okee Dokee!!! Problem is...... they’ll never know what hit them! I’m a “ One hand, & quit” kind of guy! ( Win, or lose)!

    You’ll never catch me at a table THINKING I have an advantage, or THINK I am influencing the dice! Thine has seen the light..... CLEARLY!!!!!!!
     
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    Ok, I lied..... I MIGHT toss two hands, & quit!!! No warm-up, or getting adjusted to the table bullshit for Old Top!!!!
     
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    It’s 2pm. Sunset Station. Good halfway point. Superrick only plays in the morning so we will be good to go in the afternoon. No heat.
    El Cortez, ya might need some Lysol sprayed on your shoes after leaving. GVR is a pretty first rate resort. Sister to RR.

    Maybe Jokers Wild?
    $3....?

    Plenty of bubbles.
    Well, to be fair.....he was hitting it 1 out of every 3 times, not 3 of 5. Cut him some slack. Ya think he’s Superman or something?
    Be on the look out....
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    Is that why we are here?

    To mesmerize?

    In that case, my back flip toss is a real wow whacker.
     
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    while I thought green valley was way overpriced as far as rooms, and still my offers from them suck(sunset station still sends me free room offers), parking was easy, and we liked that we could walk out of the side entrance, near the theater, and walk over to a bbq place,(ok, not the best bbq on earth, but great service and decent food, lucilles?), and all the shopping one cares for. and there weren't scam artists every 10 feet begging for money or holding a clipboard, and no one trying to sell me time share or trips to the grand canyon.

    if you want to have a wonderful once in a lifetime experience, go play in jokers wild. craps table doesn't open till late morning.
     
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    if you have a car, go down to railroad pass, or whatever its called, and say hello to the cunt that was nasty to me.
     
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    Well, guys.... I hit the All Tall Small! My bad...... I forgot that I’m not in Vegas yet.
    I will save the “ Tall tales” until I get there!

    Tell ya what...... since I’ll be having too much fun, & making too much $$$$$$, I’ll go ahead & do a premature Trip Report: I hit the All Tall Small, & the Fire-bet. I never lost a session during my entire stay, & I held the dice for over an hour, & hit 23 four’s during the hand!

    What a wonderful trip. My only regret was running into Harley in the Parking lot, & loaning him $300. He promised to re-pay the loan as soon as he “ hit a lick”!!!!
     
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    FYI, if you hit a wow wacker and want to get rid of the small change there's a few jets for sale at McCarran by the helicopters.
     
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    Jokers Wild has a $2.49 breakfast or you can splurge and get steak and eggs for $7.99.

    Use the money you saved to hit a triple parlay hardway

    All kidding aside, they do have a good breakfast. if you want to play there the table opens at 9am and the regulars start staking out their turf well before that.
     
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    Im sure they do, they cater to the locals and if the food was that bad no one would ever show up there.

    I mentioned years ago in a trip report railroad pass had a great coffee shop, service was slow, almost seemed deliberate, but prices and food were pretty darn good.

    Id just skip the casino.
     
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    wish I had that kind of trip report.
     
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