Dr. Phillips

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  1. basicstrategy777, Jul 19, 2019

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    Fuck you.

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  2. eagleeye2, Jul 19, 2019

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    WOW, Dr. Philips sure got in your Brain, assuming that is possible???

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  3. von duck, Jul 19, 2019

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    Your opinions suck TD, I mean, Dr. Philips. OK "DR", I have a problem, that maybe you can help me with. I have a very large pimple, on my fanny, and was wondering if you could recommend a treatment? :)
     
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  4. Dr. Philips, Jul 20, 2019

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    Dear Mr. Van Duck,
    You seem like a well balanced individual.

    In my professional opinion a pimple on your butt is a symptom of sitting for long periods of time while being on the internet.
    My suggestion is to put a hot compress on it and squeeze the puss out. Perhaps someone here will volunteer to help you.
     
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  5. basicstrategy777, Jul 20, 2019

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    In the 60's I was TDY in Bergesgaden.....I had a big pimple on my ass.......I went to a doctor....he was in the german army in ww2......he took a scapel...cut the pimple and put a long string in there to let it drain.......it hurt...hard to sit down....but eventually healed......I guess the Nazi doctor knew what he was doing...

    I suggest you get a mirror......find a wood working knife.....cut that pimple up......get some garden string they use to tie up tomatoes......stuff it in the pimple......in 2 weeks you'll be fine................no charge.........and don't say I never did anything for you.

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  6. von duck, Jul 20, 2019

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    :cool: "Well balanced"? :confused: What a "quack" this guy is.:) There is not one sane cell in my body. :D
     
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  7. von duck, Jul 20, 2019

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    You must have very good peripheral vision, to be able to see the doctor working on your ass, like that. :cool:
     
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  8. von duck, Jul 21, 2019

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    BS 777 pre-post reply.: "fuck you" . :)
     
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  9. yacraps, Jul 21, 2019

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    Dr. Fillups I am ashamed to admit my alcoholic adickshinn of drinking whiskey with ginger could you possibly explain or try to help......nead much help with spelling two :rolleyes:




























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  10. Dr. Philips, Jul 21, 2019

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    Ya Craps, That is a beautiful woman! Perhaps you can send her to my office for some private counseling. Although I am a renowned professional therapist I do appreciate beauty. Perhaps I can help her with any issues that she may have.

    As far as your issues are concerned I think I might be able to help you. Stay away from booze, however being with Ginger is a good thing.
     
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  11. KokomoJoe4, Jul 22, 2019

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    The Thug is out in left field doc, way out. Good call.

    You might think that you could do him some good, but as LID will tell you, he's beyond therapy.

    Write him up a light script of diazepam and he'll be alright.
     
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  12. von duck, Jul 22, 2019

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    That beautiful woman is now 85 years old, and looks a lot older then 85. You might also be that old, and be really turned on by her. :confused: :)
    He's not "with Ginger" he's with an old photo of Ginger, but I'm not sure what the health aspects of that would be, DR. :cool:
     
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  13. Dr. Philips, Jul 22, 2019

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    Kokomojoe4, Undecoverdicethug was an interesting case study. I used his posts as part of my of dissertation for my Doctorate Degree. My colleagues couldn’t believe the insanity of his posts, especially his bathroom manners.

    Although, he did exude a lot of confidence which might have been caused by taking too many testosterone shots.

    He was an interesting study.
     
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  14. Dr. Philips, Jul 22, 2019

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    Von Duck, I am an older man so I still find 85 year olds that look like that picture to be sexy. Although, being a world renowned Therapist, I can not let a woman’s beauty influence my Therapy sessions.

    I have noticed a few other people here that have issues. Perhaps I can be of service.
     
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  15. Dr. Philips, Jul 22, 2019

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    Kokomojoe4, Undecoverdicethug was an interesting case study. I used his posts as part of my of dissertation for my Doctorate Degree. My colleagues couldn’t believe the insanity of his posts, especially his bathroom manners.

    Although, he did exude a lot of confidence which might have been caused by taking too many testosterone shots.

    He was an interesting case study. I wonder where he is now.
     
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  16. eagleeye2, Jul 22, 2019

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    Dr. Phillips,

    He's likely Posting on this thread...

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  17. lone irish digit, Jul 22, 2019

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    This is Barney

    I have to agree with you that 85 year old woman personage the Ginger is s hot chick. I bet Dr Philips is a sucker for the red headed women's. Oh here is more current picture of the Gingers



    https://images.app.goo.gl/CZ66dZ1BYeTcbC7X6
     
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  18. von duck, Jul 23, 2019

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    When the question "Ginger or Mary Ann" came up, I was always a "Mary Ann Guy", and I still am. :)
     
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  19. Dr. Philips, Jul 23, 2019

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    I didn’t realize that was Ginger from Gillagin’s Island... I was too focused on her cleavage. Although I am a senior citizen and a world famous Psychologist, I am still attracted to beautiful women

    She doesn’t look as attractive at 85 as she did when she was younger, but she still looks pretty good and her cleavage still holding up.
     
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  20. von duck, Jul 23, 2019

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    Apparently your eyesight is failing DR. If not, I'll bet you're one of those guys that got turned on by that granny character, in the old playboy cartoons. I would imagine her "cleavage" is about down to her belly button. :confused: Hey Yacrapps, take THAT latest photo to the woodshed. :)
     
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