Harley's new Casino!

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  1. Twelve4s, Jul 1, 2016

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    I got a phone call from some guy in Vegas who said he was a real estate broker and recently closed a deal for a new casino. The buyer was a high profile proffesional craps player from Vegas, who is known as Harley. The broker said that Harley has several partners who want to be the first casino in Vegas to offer a fair game to the player. The property is off the strip and will probably attract locals. No word yet on a possible opening date. This is the property,

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    Renovations started today...

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    This place will be a gold mine, a gamblers paradise. Not just free drinks for players, also free massages on the $100'tables.
     
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    And this is from someone that says a place bet is a better bet than a come bet, he can't do the math, and he doesn't know how to bet a suspected bias he claims he can identify......but he will help you if you ask him. Rick, you don't beat the game, you might wish you did, but that is just a fantasy you keep holding on to!
     
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    We just passed by there about 1/2 hour ago on our way home -

    Suffice it to say -

    The property has NOT changed in the 1 1/2 + years that we have been there -

    BUT -

    I must admit -

    The creative genius of some individuals on this forum is beyond belief ! -

    And THIS is certainly ONE of those creative, yet totally false episodes !

    $...eE..$
     
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  6. TDVegas, Jul 2, 2016

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    c'mon Rick, Harley gets taken to the woodshed for a verbal beating here because many consider his opinions on the game screwball. They consider his statements on systematic casino corruption and cheating screwball. They consider his bias dice conspiracies screwball. They consider his statements on making a living playing craps screwball. Some here are waiting to hear the magnet argument from him.

    It's not only this forum. Everywhere he goes, the forum members roll their eyes. Just because you and your hillbilly cousins can't or won't see the light doesn't mean we should follow his words.

    lets not make it out like Harley discovered flight 10 years before the Wright brothers and we are unfairly criticizing him.

    He's not different than the problem child who gets shopped around to different schools and you are sitting there blaming the schools. Hint, it's not the schools--it's your kid. Trouble finds this guy at every board he frequents...except yours.
     
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    Interior work is already underway here at Harley's PairADice Casino, in beautiful Las Vegas-

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    Why would anyone want to own a Casino in Las Vegas? It would be a nightmare to manage, and then of course there is Steve Wynn! :eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Harley is very smart. A year after he opens, he will sell his property to Wynn for 10 times what he paid for it.
     
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    That's just Frickin Hilarious!
     
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    Good news!

    Harley's new casino is now hiring for all positions!

    Full benefits and great profit sharing plan!

    Send your resume to our HR director, The Body!

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    This driver just heard about job openings at Harley's Casino!

    Don't let them beat you there!

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    All positions for greeters at Harley's Casino have now been filled!

    Meet the squad who will greet you at the door!

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    Harley's Angels....

    Wasn't that a TV show?;)
     
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    Yes, I believe it was a remake. Kinda like the ACA, a comedy.
     
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    This announcement was quickly followed by another expressing concern that the casino's opening may be delayed. It seems the announcement generated such enthusiasm among its target clientele that many of them simply could not wait for the casino to be completed to be greeted. Pictured below is the current state of the enterprise.

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    Damn, this could cause some delay indeed. But this creates the opportunity for a much larger venue to rise from the rubble. Remember the revenue stream for construction is unlimited as long as craps tables can be found in Vegas.
     
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    My god, they destroyed it. The only thing I see left is signage from Rick's Cafe.

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    I believe those three guys are looking for biased dice. I heard Harley was already putting in supplies.
     
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    For sure. In fact there is some speculation that the set back may mean the current bevvy of greeters will no longer be suitable for the...um...positions they were hired to take when the project is eventually completed. Attempts to interview the HR director resulted in severe injuries, though some of the interviewers who survived were encouraged to submit an application for state governorships.
     
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