Heard it at the Craps Table...

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  1. random_roller, May 3, 2019

    random_roller

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    Post the best / funniest / craziest things you have heard at the craps table.

    Last night I met my wife at Rivers Casino for dinner, as we usually do once a week. After dinner, she continued on her way home (from work) while I stayed to play craps. She's not a gambler while I have been known to make a bet or 2 at the craps & baccarat tables.

    I was playing in the hook and a friend of mine was next to me (3rd from stick). The dealer was an attractive young woman. While getting ready for a new shooter, she leaned across the table to collect my friend's Fire Bet. While still in that position she turned her head, looked up at me, smiled and said, "While I'm bent over, is there anything you want?!!!"

    Who says there aren't friendly craps dealers?
     
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  2. Mssthis1, May 3, 2019

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    Used to be a female dealer at one of my area casinos who had what I believe was an Eastern European accent.

    When a hard 6 was rolled her stick call sounded more like "sex, hard sex".
     
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  3. The Midnight Skulker, May 3, 2019

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    "The cube's in the boobs and too tall to call." I'll leave what had just happened to your imagination.

    Stickchick and I (at SL1) got to discussing some of the table jargon we'd heard. She asked me what I called a hard 10. I answered immediately, "A miracle!" (She liked that better than her answer, which was, "Money.")

    A guy walks up to the table and asks the base dealer how the game is played. During the Q&A another player asks him, "Didn't you do a stand-up routine at the dinner show?" The new arrival answers, "Yeah, but this is my first gig in a casino." Of course I had to chime in, "Well, you came to the right place; this game is a joke."

    Hit a two-way yo for 5 and 1 at a table that payed 15 for 1. When it was my turn to get paid the young and very attractive stickchick asked if I was going to leave the crew up. I told her to "take us to green and red". She said, "Oh, thank you. I was going to give you 69." Of course I had to respond in a stage whisper, "I sure blew THAT opportunity."
     
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  4. James Hall, May 3, 2019

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    That is funny
     
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  5. James Hall, May 3, 2019

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    At Golden Nugget a bunch of years ago a lady walked
    up to the table and asked
    "How does this game work" A guy about half drunk turned around
    and said , "You throw your chips on the table and they take em."
     
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  6. von duck, May 3, 2019

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    Wow, a wife you only have to see once a week? That must be great! :)
     
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  7. random_roller, May 3, 2019

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    I say this often and am very proud to tell others -- I have an awesome wife!
     
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  8. eagleeye2, May 4, 2019

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    Careful there RR,

    Wife's that do not get enough attention tend to STRAY...

    eagleeye2
     
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