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Discussion in 'Offtopic Lounge' started by yacraps, Oct 9, 2018.
..this guy might run you over
Those are NOT ducks, they are GD Canadian Geese, they can run over as many as they want. Useless, they ARE.
Here's the song I thought of while watching this. "You put me high, up on a pedestal / So high that I could almost see eternity ..."
Now Duckie you shouldnt talk like that..arent they cuzings,besides they make good watch dogs..you ever been bit by a goose..."ouch" it a shock yuh believe me Ive been pinched a few times
Geese are incredibly territorial and the males will attack beating their powerful wings (with spurs) onto a person'd body while using their beaks like vice grips and twisting. They like to go for the shins They could easily kill a child (and beat the crap out of a slow adult), though no one wants to hear that.
Thanks for that good info TD.
Geese are a great area denial system. I’ve seen them render entire parks unusable.
"CANADIAN PIGEONS" they can totally F'k up a golf course.
Do I dare say goose + golf club (or shotgun),goose liver = foie gras, yuuuummmm. I dont know which I like better pate or liverwurst
Twelves.....I was wondering if you have ever seen a flock of geese big enough to render a park unusable ?
I was playing golf years ago. Skulled a 9 iron across a pond....30 feet max height.....was going 800 miles an hour....hit a goose....knocked him down/out.......about 50 other geese made a perfect circle around him spacing about 3 feet....perfect circle.......he staggered to his feet and they shepard him to nearby woods.....incredible sight......bogied the hole.
All the time in Mesa, AZ.
We used to play this 9 hole course after work that had 3 par 4 holes and the rest, all par 3s. One of the par 4s ran alongside the local zoo on the left. I always had problems with slicing my tee shots and spent too much time in the wrong fairway, but one day on the zoo hole, I cranked a viscous hook tee shot that looped over the zoo fence and nailed one of the goats in the gord. The ball velocity was a mere 500mph and didn’t seem to phase the goat in the least. The goat did give me the stink eye as I walked past. Sorry Barney, it was accidental.