I think I solved the southern border situation

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  1. Liman

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    I gave this alot of thought. How one earth do we stop the crowds from crossing the river
    biden isnt going to stop them, he is letting them in.
    border security, they are massively understaffed and totally overwhelmed

    if we set up machine guns and walls, it would be considered inhumane because people would still cross the river and then get gunned down.

    what we need to do is make it so they dont want to chance crossing the river.

    and I came up with a super idea.

    the govt needs to purchase, 15000 alligators/crocadiles.whichever can live in the river, and I know they live in the rio grande.
    once the water is so infested, and we hire p;eople to feed them at the heavy crossing spots so they dont leave....people will not risk getting attacked, they will not cross.
    I know, brilliant idea.....noone gets hurt, people might not fear our border guards, but no way they will venture into that river with 20 thousand alligators.
     
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  2. Settingcanthurt, May 25, 2022

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    No but with a paracord and a big weighted treble hook they would have something to eat.
     
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  3. yacraps, May 25, 2022

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    I think the only thing that would change is we would have Gator tacos and cheaper shoes :rolleyes:
     
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    I don’t know if that idea will work. Look at the wildebeest. They know there are crocs in the river yet they still cross it.
     
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  5. MisterInside, May 26, 2022

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    To get laid?
     
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    45 years ago I'd drop a few 714's and woke up with a few wildebeasts myself
    Wonder what they thought?
     
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  7. yacraps, May 27, 2022

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    [email protected]#$king Liman LOL
     
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    the worst was in ft lauderdale, where I lived for a bit when I was around 18
    I was so plastered one night, I dont remember what happenned with a girl, woke up on the beach soaked in urine with her next to me.
    I was so ashamed, she was still passed out. but then I realized it was her who pissed herself, then I was even more grossed out.
    and she was pretty ugly, that I remember, I promised no more drugs and booze together, and I think I stayed strong until at least the following weekend.
     
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  9. von duck, May 27, 2022

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    I did one, one time. Was lucky to survive it. Woke up on somebody’s couch bed, did t know where I was or where my car was. It took me a couple of hours to piece everything together, and figure out what happened. Never again. :cool: It was the summer I lived in the N.O. French Quarter. Talk about “shit for a city.” :confused:
     
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  10. MisterInside, May 27, 2022

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    Every other day, I read a thread and say “what the fuck is he talking about.” Really.

    I like to think that I’m pretty sharp but I have to admit that I am really ass-ignorant about many topics as well.

    To me, 714 is Babe Ruth’s home run total or Joe Friday’s badge number. Dragnet. That’s it.

    So I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. It also means Quaaludes because of the stamped number on the pill. I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!

    I only smoked weed 1x in my life but drank a lot. The guys that I ran with did a lot of stuff but not ludes.

    Around the time Liman was passed out on the beach in Ft Lauderdale, we were pounding beers in South Beach after a night at the dog track.

    I guess that I was a real tight ass compared to Liman and the Duck. Sounds like the name of a great kids book, Liman and The Duck.
     
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  11. MisterInside, May 28, 2022

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    NOT THE IRISH!

     
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  12. Liman

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    I dropped out of college to go to florida.
    wasnt a smart move, but I needed a change.
    I played alot of sports, loved basket ball, softball, touch football, and we played just as hard at night with the girlies as we did when we werent working during the day.
    long days, really long nights.
    then I decided to get married. marriage really kills your social life.
     
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  13. yacraps, May 28, 2022

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