LID's Apologizes to All Forum Members

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  1. lone irish digit, Jun 15, 2018

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    I have to come clean and admit I did not have a recent head transplant so I apologize to all that may have had undue concern. The transplant was a cover story developed and fostered by Trump, Barney, and Eustace to hide my recent participation in the USA and North Korea negotiations. I must admit that my friend Donald is a very shrewd negotiator and things went very smoothly except when another of Trump's special adviser the RodMan (who was in charge of Presidential Protocol) left the Trumpser alone for a few seconds while he went to take a leak. As you can note in the picture, this took me off guard but everything worked out for the best after I gave one of my Skunkhats and DI goat coat to Kim.
     
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  2. lone irish digit, Jun 15, 2018

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  3. Twelve4s, Jun 15, 2018

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    It’s beginning to make sense now,

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    LID is you ? Lone Irish Digit ? LEts talk about Slots
     
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  5. lone irish digit, Jun 21, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    This is not LID but the LID has learned me much about how to win at the slut machine devices although I am limited by Non-Disclosure Agreement not to provide too much information although much can be gained by his discussion of winning plays for innumerates at the slut machine device.

    Winning at slot machine device is very easy but requires personage to know the many ins and the outs of various slut factors as elaborated in LIDs 2017 best selling “Gambling for Innumerates” book (see book ad below).

    As discovered by the LID, much observation and waiting for initial conditions to be favorable is required much like fishing for Ohio River trout from riverboat casino. This is also complicated by the type of slut machine device (i.e., IGT or WMS) which require different initial betting points. Also, these initial betting points are known by about 2% of personages in casino and results in many survival of fittest casino incidents for the enlightened innumerate to grab such devices before old lady beats you to machine or beats the shits out of you and win the monies (a good slut machine device personage needs to have solid health insurance before taking on such endeavors and the LID takes no responsibility for such incidents). Taking advantage of such knowledge can be hazardous to ones body but can result in much monies to spend on most satisfying casino dates.

    An excerpt of some secret knowledge of slut machine device which should not be presented on open forum is provided from LIDs book to provide the potential innumerate some secret slut machine device knowledge because the LID just loves to help fellow innumerate gamblers similar to the Supperick:

    For the IGT slut machine devices the initial betting point for innumerates can be computed as:

    t = m × (h + r) / (h + 2r), where:

    t = Target Point
    m = Max jackpot
    r = Rise of meter rate
    h = House edge of game (taking into consideration the average value of the progressive)


    For the slightly more complicated and less advantageous WMS sluts, the formula for innumerates is left to the reader to discover for himself by procuring LIDs 2016 best seller “Gambling for Innumerates” for special 2018 discount rate of $749.


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    Thank you very much
     
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  6. Twelve4s, Jun 21, 2018

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    I’m very interested in learning more about slut machine advantage play, but due to piss poor health care coverage and fear of being hospitalized by angry women with canes seems like a deterrent. How much protection would goat skin coat and skunk hat provide against angry old lady assault and can book be purchased as packaged deal with coat and hat included?
     
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  7. The Midnight Skulker, Jun 21, 2018

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    Thanks to the meteoric rise in interest in advantage slut play protective coats, hats, and soon-to-be-released armored Segways (with weaponry sold separately) are quickly becoming required accessories both inside and outside casinos, as evidenced by recent newsreel and surveillance footage below.

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  8. Mssthis1, Jun 21, 2018

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    You have to run the gauntlet at Prairie Meadows these days. Oxygen bottles, wheel chairs, scooters, service dogs, clouds of smoke from vaping, and heifers on full feed to name a few. :rolleyes:
     
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  9. mrboxingfan, Jun 21, 2018

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    Thanks

    Target rate, meter point : What does that mean ? Target Rate is goal of win ?
     
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  10. mrboxingfan, Jun 23, 2018

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    LID can you please give eome more clarity on what you mean by this ?
     
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  11. yacraps, Jun 23, 2018

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    Lombardi would of luv to have them for lead blockers in his power sweep play
     
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