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Discussion in 'Offtopic Lounge' started by basicstrategy777, Apr 28, 2016.
Now thats what I'd call talent
Who remembers the "Guy in the 1975 SEARS Catalog?"
Thank you 777s for getting us back on track
ducks new business......a marketing genius.
[email protected]#$king 777s..LOL..
too soon...too soon
ahhhh....there's that duck.....
built for speed....
I keep finding these car washes
knew duck lived in a hi-rent district........satillite dish tV...,.AC....recreation facility
Might explain some of duck's rants (conspiracy theories).
traded in old one picked up a pretty one
Here's a sampling from "Hardcore Italian Memes" for my Italian friends:
Self portrait of von Duck or is it von Rabbit?
That looks like the extinct Doe-Doe bird
Yeah the doe doe is extinct...its to bad the dumb @#$k forum bird isn't
Even Obama couldn't keep a straight face when he pinned Carlos Danger......
A DEA Officer stopped by our farm yesterday,
"I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....."
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?!
This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!"
I nodded politely, apologized and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard screaming, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life being chased by my big, old, mean bull...
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he sure enough would get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran for the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs...
"Your badge! Show him your fucking BADGE!!"