Revolutionary DI On Axis and Target Detector Device For Sale

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  1. lone irish digit, May 2, 2018

    lone irish digit

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    This is Barney,

    The LID has sent me message which says he has developed most bestest DI product ever developed. He and Dan Mahoney are currently Beta testing the most remarkable device in the Las Vegas this week and has experienced most wonderful outcomes. With such device a DI student can determine what faces are on top when the dices hit the table bed. Correlating this to the preset the most ambitious of students can then see if the dices stayed on the axes and if they singled, doubled, or not pitched. Also the most wonderful on axis device can be used as a DI target tool which gives instant feedback without most annoying noise.

    He said in message he will offer the devices to DI community for special low price introductory prices of $499.45.


    Thank you very much
     
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  2. lone irish digit, May 2, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    Here is a photo Dan Mahoney took of the LID practicing or conducting Beta test of the most amazing DI product to date at a real live Casino in the Vegas called the Railroad Pass.


    Thank you very much




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  3. Mssthis1, May 2, 2018

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    Just make sure you put it away after use or you may find a surprise gift the next time you use it. :)




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  4. DeMango, May 2, 2018

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    Familiar looking cat! Yours Mss??
     
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  5. The Midnight Skulker, May 2, 2018

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    Are accessories being developed for sale separately, such as attire to protect the receiving station attendant from a craps roll?
     
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  6. Mssthis1, May 2, 2018

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    Yep, they're mine. I have a good video of them arguing over a blown stick call on the craps table the same night I took that picture but I don't know how to post a video to the forum.
     
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  7. lone irish digit, May 2, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    Mr. Midnight you are most clevers fellows. For just a mere $500.39 we offer the most amazing "Receiving Station Attendant Safety Suit Attire" which used exclusively with the most amazing "DI On the Axes Dices Facial Recognition Devices." It does greatest job in protecting personages from the crap rolls and also posses most greatest versatility which can be used for a myriad of other homestead uses besides as amazing DI tossing tool.


    Thank you very much




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  8. The Midnight Skulker, May 3, 2018

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    How could I not have thought of this myself! :eek: Goatcoats made to order at your practice site while you toss. Brilliant! Goats and goat exhaust clean-up not included, I presume, or is avoiding the clean-up part of the demonstration of the other uses for the most amazing DI On the Axes Dices Fecal...er,Facial Recognition Devices?
     
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  9. Freddyy, May 3, 2018

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    With a suit like that you can hang around with the GoATs of crap in no time.

    You will need a wheel barrow to pickup winnings!
     
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  10. KokomoJoe4, May 4, 2018

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    C'mon Barney, get with the program.

    Based on the title of this thread, I was expecting to see a picture of Dave's bed.

    You also forgot to caption LID's friend Dan Mahoney as a professional craps player.

    Get off the meds and you'll be as good as new in a couple of days.
     
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  11. lone irish digit, May 4, 2018

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    This is Barney,

    With the LIDs amazing products for the student of the craps which include: the DI amazing skunkhat, DI Goat coat, the on-axes facial recognition target devices, plus two most greatest books, "Craps for Innumerates" and "The Game of Craps" has allowed him to hang with the greatest GoATs of the craps and he sometimes needs wheel barrow to pickup winnings just like you most astutely posted.

    Thank you very much



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  12. Bases loaded, May 4, 2018

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    Barney, did you make a withdrawal from that slot machine in the background?
     
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  13. Freddyy, May 4, 2018

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    No that’s the money he withdrawed from his retirement funds to fund his martingale on that night.
     
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