Stuck at Boarder

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  1. lone irish digit, Sep 10, 2019

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    This is Barney

    The LID and me took trip up to Canada on casino roadtrip and also say hey to his bestest friend the Mad Professors. On return trip the police boarder personages won't let me back into the US of A because I have no birth certificate. In the late 1890s in the part of country I was born they had no birth certificate, they just gave goat to parents of the newborn parents. So we are currently stuck in the Canada, living in casinos playing the craps and slut machine devices. What's even more pissing off is no casinos will allow the LID to wear his DI skunkhat in casino.
     
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  2. lone irish digit, Sep 10, 2019

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    The LID has been doing most greatest at the craps but has become wore down. At two of the casino they allows personages to let the LID shoot for everybodies at table. They call him the bestest substitute shooter (bs shooter) they have ever seen. At end of each day the LID has the bleeding blisters on his gifted fingers which cause him much pain and crying out at night in hotel room which is very annoying to me and my canadians casino chicks...
     
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  3. Dave G Ct, Sep 11, 2019

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    If memory serves me right DM lives in Ontario . Might have access to some high quality forging equipment.
     
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  4. KokomoJoe4, Sep 11, 2019

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    Like that other guy, weren't you born in Hawaii LID?

    The no skunk hat rule is BS. Tell them it is a religious custom/requirement, and threathen to take them to court.
     
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  5. KokomoJoe4, Sep 11, 2019

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    Six shooter mentioned something about this bestest substitute shooter in another thread. Doesn't surprise me this was you.

    If I were you, I'd make them pay you at least a chip or two to shoot for them. To hell with always being a nice guy LID.
     
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  6. The Midnight Skulker, Sep 12, 2019

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    A few decades ago, while I was looking for a sparsely populated table, I saw one with only two guys playing. As I approached I noticed it had a $100 minimum, and as I passed by I heard one of the guys say, "[expletive deleted], we need a shooter!" Shouldn't surprise anyone that the requested shooter wasn't me, for only now do I realize I may have missed a golden shooter-for-hire opportunity.
     
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  7. six shooter, Sep 14, 2019

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    I was looking for a skunk hat player and never found one....how can I identify you now.
     
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  8. lone irish digit, Sep 14, 2019

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    This is Barney

    If you see a mostest handsome personage with beard, skull hat, and smokes like a camel ad personage it could be the LID. If such craps personage also smells like goat shit it is the LID.
     
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  9. Dr. Philips, Sep 17, 2019

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    Reading these posts reinforces my thoughts that many of you can use my help in psychoanalysis.

    I am the renowned Dr. Phillips
     
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  10. KokomoJoe4, Sep 17, 2019

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    Doc,

    I would very much like to do a couple of group-sessions, how ever many you feel is appropriate, with LID and the Undercover Dice Thug.

    Can you fit us in?

    How many restrooms do you have?

    Plan on LID having a smoke, me a chew, and the Thug a cigar, at least during the start of our sessions, since we are all high strung types.

    Hope to see you soon.

    You do accept HighMark BC/BS, right?
     
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