the fence test....

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  1. basicstrategy777, Mar 11, 2020

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    THE FENCE TEST.........

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks
    about how to better his situation.

    If a Democrat is down-and-out he
    wonders who is going to take care of him.


    If a Republican doesn't like
    a talk show host, he switches channels.

    A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.


    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God
    and religion silenced.


    If a Republican decides he needs health care,
    he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

    If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest
    of us pay for his.
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  2. von duck, Mar 11, 2020

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    And one more, if a republican doesn't like a virus, he claims that it's just the flu.
     
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  3. yacraps, Mar 11, 2020

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    short and true
     
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