The Yoda of Dice Control -- A Parody

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  1. random_roller, May 21, 2020

    random_roller

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    The Yoda of Dice Control -- A parody of Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash.

    Dedicated to DIs, those claiming to be DIs, and wannabe DIs the world over. This is actually the alternate version; the original version was started late 2019 and "finished" in January 2020.

    Stickman, you got to let me know
    Is it time for me to throw?
    If you say the dice are mine
    We'll be here 'til the end of time
    So come on and let me throw
    I'm the Yoda of dice control

    It's always more, more, more
    They're happy when I throw hard 4
    One point is good 3 is better
    6 point Fire for the dice setter
    Well, come on and let me throw
    I'm the Yoda of dice control

    Thought I'd better let you know now
    Thought I'd better let you know now
    If I shoot we'll all be winners
    And if I pass no chicken dinners
    So come on and let me throw

    Here's what really has me vexed
    If I don't shoot some random's next
    Too many times they're done in 2
    Because they have no f*cking clue
    So come on and let me throw
    I'm the Yoda of dice control

    Fire

    Thought I'd better let you know now
    Thought I'd better let you know now
    If I shoot we'll all be winners
    And if I pass no chicken dinners
    So come on and let me throw
    I'm the Yoda of dice control

    Thought I'd better let you know now
    If I shoot we'll all be winners
    And if I pass no chicken dinners
    So come on and let me throw
    I'm the Yoda of dice control


    ** Alternate chorus ** -- Regulars on this forum know James Hall has been an active and, at times, polarizing member of this forum with almost 17K posts. Regardless of whether one agrees or disagrees with (or believes) Mr. Hall's thoughts and stories about craps, hopefully he is making the best of his current situation. Without further ado, this one's for you, JH:

    Thought I'd better let you know now
    If I shoot we'll all be winners
    And if I pass your chiprack's thinner
    Let's make money on my throw
    At Harrah's New Mexico


    Should I Stay or Should I Go -- The Clash

     
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  2. yacraps, May 22, 2020

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    @#$king Roller that was good...listen to video while reading what you wrote your a funny guy :)
     
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    I was scrubbing pink paint off my garage floor tiles from some painting I've done recently
    I told my wife I have nothing else to do
    Might as well keep busy
    But you have more time on your hands then me
    You shouldn't share this stuff you should try to find someone who can sing it and make some money on it for you


    I'm shooting for Midwest late July
    I'm hoping you will meet up with us at Harrahs Joliet if they are open
     
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  4. KokomoJoe4, May 22, 2020

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    I started laughing/choking when I got to Harrah's New Mexico!
     
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  5. basicstrategy777, May 22, 2020

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    That was great random

    777
     
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  6. DeMango, May 23, 2020

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    So is AssHall still posting on Ricks site?
    Tough when you join the choir, no one to argue with.
     
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  7. random_roller, May 23, 2020

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    Actually, I was taking a break from cleaning up/out the basement. Been doing that since Monday, after torrential rains causing some minor -- but highly annoying -- flooding. We were fortunate, though, as several neighbors had 2+ feet of water.

    As for making money off my parodies, that would be great, lol. But the songwriter and publisher of the parodied work would get most of it anyway.

    Let me know when you have finalized travel plans.
     
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