Venetian Offer in Las Vegas

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  1. amzngguy, Feb 22, 2021

    amzngguy

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    Hi fellow crappers,

    The Las Vegas Venetian sent me a colorful snail mail postcard. They offered me a full suite for three nights for free! (minus the $49.95 day resort fee).

    I felt weak in the knees like a street hooker in front of Barney waving a twenty dollar bill in her/his face!

    I jumped at it...(asked permission of the Mrs.) and she merely asked for a spa day, new car, and two boob jobs and I jumped at it and promised it all!

    So, Now that I will have had my two vaccine shots, I am free to use my Golden Dice Setting right arm for something other than watching old John Holmes clips.(look him up millennials)

    I'll be there first week of June and I hope like crazy it will be half decent. Any suggestions?

    ~~~~ Amzngguy
     
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  2. DeMango, Feb 23, 2021

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    Give Cosmo some play. I have the same offer from Venetian but Cosmo matches that and no resort fees!
     
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    Holmes
    On a late night flight back to my from Vegas 35 years ago I sat across the aisle from Ron Jeremy
    It was first class
    He came into flight in old sweat pants and a hole filled tee shirt
    I said hello but realized others didn't want to acknowledge him like it was taboo since he was a popular porn star
    This was after he got fat and I was surprised how ugly he was in Person

    I also played craps with Richard belzer in trump s casino in ac as was tempted to ask him what it's like to be married to a porn star
    But I figured what a stupid fucking question
    He probably would have just smiled and figured wow this guy must be an asshole if he needs to ask me that
     
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  4. Liman

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    You will like Venetian at that price

    rather than having fun just win money
     
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  5. lone irish digit, Feb 23, 2021

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    This is Barney

    What a crock of shits...I only waive Benjamins in front of his/her face (you don't know what you got until you unwrap the merchandise)
     
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  6. amzngguy, Feb 23, 2021

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    I won $2k at the cosmo about three years ago; won the 5-5-5 bet up top as well; was a sweet win.
     
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  7. DeMango, Feb 23, 2021

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    Please don’t start. We will have Dave with that firebet win 10 years ago.
     
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  8. yacraps, Feb 24, 2021

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    ...hey Davey have you ever hit a fire bet..? :rolleyes:
     
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  9. DeMango, Feb 24, 2021

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    C'mon Dave, we know you're reading this, don't disappoint us!
     
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  10. Night Attack, Feb 24, 2021

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    Dave will be here soon. I believe he was at the dentist extracting all the silver fillings from his teeth. If you haven't heard, silver is up!
     
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  11. von duck, Feb 24, 2021

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    WTF is a "5-5-5" bet ? :confused: Is that the ATS? I'll ask Dave, maybe he knows. :cool:
     
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  12. yacraps, Feb 25, 2021

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    [email protected]#king Night Attack...:)
     
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    Not only that, his wife wants two boob jobs. Lucky dog.
     
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    :confused: But Yacrapps still "liked" it. :cool:
     
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  15. DeMango, Feb 25, 2021

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    Yes Duck, 5-5-5 is an ATS bet. Best payout is 34-1 (x2) one side, and 175-1 for All. Worse payout is 30 -1 and 150-1. Jumps the ev from 7% to over 20%, fire bet territory, but don't tell Dave.
     
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