What would you do if you won the lottery?

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  1. Mssthis1, May 15, 2018

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  2. TDVegas, May 15, 2018

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    Keep 10 million (that's where I stop counting) and give away the rest...family, friends, charities.

    I might also buy a billboard here in Vegas and put up a weekly "TDV's thoughts"....

    Week 1...."Do they not install blinkers on cars in Vegas"?
    Week 2...."Surprise, surprise, another politician on the take"
    Week 3...."I love resort fees, parking fees and breathable air fees":rolleyes: What's next?

    No issue with my old bosses....
    Now the guy that blamed me for a 7 out?...hmmmm, manure can be bought?
     
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  3. Twelve4s, May 15, 2018

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    I think it would be a lot of fun to show up at the local jail with a briefcase full of cash and bail out every non violent offender who can’t afford an attorney and sits in jail waiting for a public defender who probably has over 300 cases going. I’d probably also give each one of them a stake, so they could try starting over. I wonder how many would be back inside by the following week?
     
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  4. badddoin, May 15, 2018

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    I'd probably buy a couple of Senators. I'd have 'em wear green bowties with white polka dots, and they'd huff helium right before they spoke on the Senate floor.
     
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    If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is keep my f'kin JOB!!!. No matter how much money it was, I can't think of anything better to do with myself, than show up at that f'kin, JOB!!!. Don't anybody try to stand in my way, cause I'm goin in, to my f'kin JOB!!! :) Gambler as I am, I have not even once, bought any kind of a lottery ticket, never! :cool:
     
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  6. MisterInside, May 15, 2018

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    "I'd spend 90% of it on booze and broads and I'd probably blow the other 10%."

    Tug McGraw
     
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  7. basicstrategy777, May 16, 2018

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    That reminds me of a joke:

    Guy sitting at dinner table with wife....he says to wife..." what would you do if I win the lottery".....she says.." I'd take half your money and leave you."

    He says...".I won 12 bucks yesterday, here's 6.........keep in touch."


    777
     
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  8. yacraps, May 16, 2018

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    I would pay Ducks boss to fire him :oops:...but then I would apply to get hired.. because he has a F"KIN JOB :D
     
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    not sure if I heard this as a joke or read it as it happened.

    man and woman getting a divorce, husband tells her you keep everything, just sell my corvette and send me the money.
    so she sent him a check.
    it was for 30 dollars.....he said whats that for, she said I sold your corvette.
     
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  10. Settingcanthurt, May 16, 2018

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    Some people really reach out.
     
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  11. Settingcanthurt, May 16, 2018

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    I would start plan "A"

     
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