I was at this craps table in 4 Queens vegas. It was mid night and the table is full of action.

There is a lady with large boobs at the opposite side of the table, and wearing low collar dress.

I threw the dice and one jumped and poped right into her cleavage! WOW!

Crap god

crap god - 19 May 2010 01:39 PM

There is a lady with large boobs at the opposite side of the table, and wearing low collar dress.

I threw the dice and one jumped and poped right into her cleavage!

You of course apologized profusely and volunteered to retrieve the offending die personally to make amends for the unintentional aberrant throw.  Um, it was unintentional, wasn’t it?

I saw the same thing happen at the now defunct Flamingo in Reno.  The stickman sang out, “The cube’s in the boobs and too tall to call.”