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Discussion in 'Housekeeping' started by basicstrategy777, Jan 6, 2019.

  1. basicstrategy777, Mar 18, 2021

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    what's your e-mail address jake ...

    A mother superior in an Irish nunnery tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?" They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

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    why would you fry a duck you think is a prick ???????
    at any rate if your going to cook you have to make up your mind....






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  3. basicstrategy777, Mar 18, 2021

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    I just want to get rid of the somonabitch........he is like a friggin gnat that just keeps buzzing around your head......I hate gnats...but not as much as a prick of a duck........like Trump...he is hard to kill.

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    Well just calm down, the day of the Donald has come and gone and duck season does not start for
    6 months......

    Hell in 6 months like we are going you wont have a gun to shoot the duck, or afford the
    gas to go after him.


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    tdb......I think you are treading down the right road, I'm afraid.....

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    If you have gnats, get one of those collars at the pet store. It will also kill your fleas, assuming that's something you would want to do. :)
     
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    [email protected]#!king 777s LOL...:) feathery little prick...( I fixed it for yuh)..LOL...:D
     
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    LMMFAO...LOL...LOL...you [email protected]#$king Dago...LOL...I will be LOL..for a week LOL...my wife wants me to save this so we can tell her mother this when they come over for corned beef this [email protected]#$king 777s..LOL..:D...I see spring is trying to spring there always pray that you and loved ones stay warm ;)
     
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    [email protected]#cking Twodice..LOL
     
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    ME TO, i call senators and congressmen, they dont care, they have heard it all
    before. Reps & dems voted in Wisconsin to allow none profits some room in
    raising funds....the governor vetoed it.....no body cared.....i spent a lot on bumper
    stickers to tell the government to allow us to work....i have been passing them
    out around Wisconsin for two weeks. No one is going to display them.

    People piss and moan but dont have the ability to act.

    The only chance our country has really is if Joe Manchin changes parties....

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  11. basicstrategy777, Mar 19, 2021

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    Aristotle said the first quality you must have is courage, for without courage all your other qualities are worthless. ...paraphrase

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    Yogi said this..........24. You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

    We have not had a plan for years.......few years this way. few years that way, few back the otherway....just like the keystone
    pipeline.. years and years of studies, millions spent on them to find it is ok to build it, workers hired, many business's set up
    to support the workers, materials bought to start.....opps back to begining...

    No other country in the world operates like that.

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    it all boils down to greed....it's a killer.

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  14. twodicebilly, Mar 19, 2021

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    sorry you lost me there......greed is not the problem, greed is good, it means
    that you want all you can work for and earn...that is the basic tenant of what is
    good about America.......

    Now if you define greed as wanting yourself or others to have more without working for
    it for....that is harmful.

    But there is something else that is harmful, that is settling for less than you can do. A
    person that does that has nothing left to help build the country...A guy makes tape, now if he sells
    1000 rolls a month he can make a good living...does not hire anyone, etc....now if that same
    guy says i CAN make 1 million a month, i can make even more, i can provide 50 jobs , construct
    a building,, contribute to the tax base.....

    If we were all the first guy....?????

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