Over the weekend I completed an I-90 casino trip stopping at 4 casinos. Thanks to the advice of crapspoop at two of the casinos I noticed big titted girls dancing around the craps pit areas so I didn’t bother to play since they were obviously using crappy dice. Again, thanks for the advice since it probably saved me some big bucks not to mention my time. And now for the rest of the story…At my last casino stop I was just keeping my head above water but having a good conversation with the stick. He mentioned about an hour before I got there the table had heavily dumped to a dice man who had the best OH and UH toss he had ever seen. I asked him had he ever seen him before or knew his name but he replied no. So, after I was done playing, I went into the bathroom to get cleaned up and low and behold what did I see. Yep, you guessed it, a turd in the urinal
Lol. Simply Hilarious! Undercover Thug strikes again! Now, answer me this Digit: Was that turd in the Urinal, "On, or "off" Axis? Lol
I'm not an expert in these matters but it looked like it had good pitch control and was probably from a GTC PARR type fling.
THUG IS QUIETLY LERKING IN THE SHADOWS....................CLEANING FUCKING HOUSE WHERE EVER I GO. IM IN, & IM OUT, BEFORE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS EVER KNOW WHO HITEM. THE UNDERCOVERDICETHUG WILL CONTINUE TO SHIT ON CASINOS WHEREVER I GO. MY UH TOSS IS SOMETHING OF A MIRACLE, A GIFT FROM GOD-ALL-MIGHTY. FROM CASINO TO CASINO I TOSS THESE DICE, THESE PIT CREWS WONDER HOW MY FUCKING TOSS IS SO PRECISE.... AS THEY PAY MY FUCKIN WAGERS POINT AFTER POINT, THEY FAIL TO FUCKING SEE, IM GONNA GET PAID BY THIS JOINT AND AS THE THUG QUIETLY FADES INTO THE DARKNESS, IM HEADING HOME TO TITTY FUCK THEIR MOST POPULAR FUCKIN WAITRESS!!!!!!!
You folks are impressed by the UNDERCOVERDICETHUG? Really? I was expecting so much more the way people talked about him. Very disappointed. Oh well, to each his own I guess.
AS THE THUG RETURNS TO SPREAD CHRISTMAS CHEER, I TILT BACK MY HEAD AND SLURP MY BEER............ WHEN I TOSS THOSE DICE THE CROWD GOES WILD, AND THEN THE PIT BOSS ACTS LIKE A FUCKING CHILD HE WILL PACE THE FLOOR IN HIS EIGHT DOLLAR SUIT, AS I CONTINUE TO RAKE IN THEIR FUCKING LOOT,, ALTHOUGH MY VISITS ARE SHORT, NO TIME TO SPARE, I JUST ROLLED 10 POINTS, AND SURVEILLANCE WILL STARE,,, AS THE NIGHT GOES ON IN THE BRICK SHIT HOUSE,,,, I COLLECT MY STACK QUIET AS A MOUSE,,,,, WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES TWO THATS MY Q,,,,, ITS TIME TO GO, I LEAVE REAL SLOW, WITH HER TITTIES IN MIND, I BUST A GRIN, FREE MONEY AND A TITTY FUCK UPON EVERY END,,,, THE DICE GAME WENT WELL, WHEN I SOON RETURN THEY WILL SAY WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
Did you play at Horseshoe (Cleveland, OH) or Presque Isle Downs & Casino (Erie, PA) during this trip?
